slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

by bubblemint December 26, 2022

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

by EllaL173 August 14, 2022

Slonk

It is now a verb meaning swallowing greedily.

SOMEONE COME SLONK MY DICK

by Llama2.0 March 2, 2022

Slonk

To Swallow Greedily

Sure! Here's an example:

"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."

by Chimsis December 30, 2024

Slonk

to swallow greedily; devour

I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...

by ExpiredPoison June 3, 2025

Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024