Shump

It’s where you take a dump while in the shower

Aidan took a shump while in the locker room shower...

by Yeet patrol chief December 16, 2019

Shump

A shump is a adjective, verb, adverb, noun, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, determiner, Place, or idea/ideal.

Person1: "That guy is such a shump."
Person2: "Yeah he really got shumped'."

by Bowan September 3, 2020

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018

shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 27, 2022