Shonk

The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.

Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.

by CoShaDeDine September 24, 2011

Shonk

cute way of saying shark. Often used to describle a Blahaj

Omg i went to ikea and acquired a shonk, it is a gift from god himself. 🦈

by LeShonk December 4, 2023

Shonk

The noise made by clunky machinery

'Shonk!', said the machine.

by Jon Gabbiniss September 18, 2020

Shonk

A scam or dodgy/suspect business dealing

That call was a total shonk telemarketer.

by Simulator2.0 March 15, 2022

shonk

a bad deed or something usually considered morally wrong

“what is the first shonk you would do if you woke up in a girls body?”

by rosabau March 7, 2025

Shonk

another name for shark, similar to shork, which one to use depends on context.

blahaj is a friendly shonk

by Anst31 May 30, 2024