Shinesty

A device that cradles your balls and and give them lots of love.

Girlfriend: Oh my God you came so much it is dripping all over the place what did you change?

Boyfriend: Is OK babe I had on my Shinesty's

by Ezio mfing auditore December 29, 2021

Shinesty

When you cum on a girl then rub the cum so that it makes a nice shine on her body.

Remember that girl last night? Yeah I gave her a shinesty.

by DAS206 November 23, 2019

shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.

My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.

by BigShinesty December 29, 2021

shinesty

The incomparable reign of a pure introvert

Willard's shinesty was the stuff of legend. He managed to lead his people with the simple clearing of his throat. His closest contacts always knew to never bother him with superfluous gatherings. Everything Willard did had a point to it, which was the only way to get him to speak.

by gamalam December 29, 2021

shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.

My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.

by BigShinesty December 29, 2021

SHINESTY

A group of madmen in creative irreverent underwear.

Does he wear tighty whiteies? No he is a true SHINESTY

by RyGuys December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.

Why does Brent look so stoned?

He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.

by morbrickle January 3, 2022