September 2nd

NATIONAL FUCK DRUNK DRIVERS DAY

Gladys the great was murdered by an evil drunk man on this day, September 2nd is the day we shame drunk drivers as there is no excuse.

by anonymous September 3, 2025

September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

September 2nd

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

by PlattywitdaFatty August 1, 2022