When a man cums into the eyelashes of someone sleeping so that when they wake up the dried cum holds their eyelids shut, simulating a visit from a salty, liquid-based, Sandman entity.
Friend 1: Try not to pass out around Henry, I heard he gave a girl a seaside sandman last week.
Friend 2: Is that why Ashley couldn’t open her eyes for 3 days?
Friend 2: Is that why Ashley couldn’t open her eyes for 3 days?
by beefyfarts July 29, 2021
Get the Seaside Sandman mug.A shithole like Blackpool or Brighton that lies beside the sea, where dog shit and toilet paper litters the 'award winning beaches' and dogs with eyes missing roam the boardwalks.
by Newky Broon January 7, 2012
Get the Seaside Town mug.A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009
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Get the faded seaside glamour mug.They way people (mainly chavs) from Blackpool present themselves or act. Also a common phrase used my Afghan Dan.
by JužnaStranaŽapoječovici March 3, 2019
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by DinoFlintstone June 26, 2020
Get the Seaside Six mug.these guys were true legends until haven had to change them for some shitty reason they were literally the goats of british holiday parks and if you are british and you have no clue about these guys then what the fuck are you
by big fat tubby December 30, 2022
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