Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 12, 2011

Poot

Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).

After the main course of refried beans, they was (sic) pootin' up a storm.

by TaxicabDriver October 31, 2015

Poot

Tumblr meme in which "Poot" is Demi Lovatos "twin sister"

Have you seen Poot? Poor Demi.

by Katescott2000 December 20, 2015

Poot

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister. Demi kept her hidden in her attack for years but was able to escape. She was first seen some nights ago.

Poot

by 1794 January 11, 2016

Poot

Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.

The bean was very poot

by Poot Bean July 3, 2019

Poot

A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.

Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "

Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.

by Poot queen November 8, 2019