Plogging

Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.

Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.

Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment?

Dude: Sure.

Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

Plogging

After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.

“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer”

by InTheWitchsLair May 23, 2019

plogging

trudging through social media

Even with an optimized RSS reader, I get so tired of plogging all day.

by Cinder's Ash January 23, 2009

Top Plogs

Your best gear, your best clothes. Northwich origin.

We are on the sniff tonight so I'd better wear my top plogs!

by Ralph Milne March 15, 2010

Plog

Photolog

Her plog shared the adventures of her life.

by MaverickGirl June 13, 2018

Plogging

It's like blogging with your penis.

My hands were hurting so I resorted to plogging instead to keep everyone posted.
Alternatively...
A dude named Jack was riding is bike and having a really great day and wanted to share with everyone so he pulled out his dick and started plogging.

by ProfessionalScrub June 1, 2019

Plogging

A method of torture in which a plunger's suction is used to remove the immediate contents of the victim's bowels, usually after being raped in the ass and ejaculated into.

Yo, it was so nasty in that Mexican prison, there was even plogging going on. Not cool man!

by mexicanslob June 3, 2019