Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".

"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"

by Tanner11 October 14, 2011

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015

Perche

Perche is a polish word using to describe a guy who is so predictable, dumb and naive. Perche guy is able to buy (for example) game - command and conquer 3 for 2x higher price than normaly it costs.
"Perche" word is similar word to "loser" or sometimes "moron".

you are naive like a perche.
you are dumb just like perche.

by fps_exile February 28, 2008

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021

turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.

Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "

by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009