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Padlock

A girl, who is gonna be your home. She is the sweetest and most beautiful pookie ever. Yall will be best friends for life, and nothing can get in between yalls friendship. If you ever meet a Padlock, hold on to her and never let her go.
Person 1: Padlock is twerking

Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing

Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her
by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023
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The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.
Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.
by Narcolepc August 25, 2023
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LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
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