PPM

Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.

Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.

by Dankstinky August 12, 2016

PPM

Piss poor management

Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM

by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020

ppm

Preferred Prime Minister.
At the last polls, 'Johnny' waz the PPM by 4.25 percentage points.

Therefore a car with the numberplate PPM321 or PPM687 is known as the Johhny.

by Diego September 10, 2003

PPM

PPM stands for Patton Parker Mafia. This is one set in the Pythons' gang. This gang is very popular on the east coast. The pythons are very vicious and have been known for demolishing several other sets from different gangs. The specific set P.P.M. comes from two street names Patton and Parker. This set started in Meriden, CT. The python's colors are purple and green. a green bandana is normally hung out of the right pocket.

uh oh, the PPM is on another spree!

by Mainloc. September 25, 2008

PPM

means “personal pleasure machine”, referring to a significant other.

Guys, say hello to my PPM Kyle!

by tillie willie January 21, 2020

PPM

Pussies per minute (ppm) is a general term used to measure how much pussy a guy gets. Derived from revolutions per minute (rpm), ppm can be used to help an individual convey how much sexual intercourse he has.

Keep in mind that PPM is not an exact measurement as getting pussy each individual minute would be a difficult venture. PPM is a general estimate of how much sex an individual has and with how many women recently. PPM should not be used in comparisons or competitions; each PPM is determined by the individual and cannot be factually proven.

“Dude ever since I broke up with my girlfriend my ppm went up like two numbers”

“I heard you hooked up with a girl last night from the bar”

“Yeah, I’m just trying to pat my PPM stats”

by Blablayazzy February 2, 2021

PPMs

Number of pumps per minute during sex. Speed of pelvic thrust by a male during sex.

His PPMs were 90 pumps per minute

by Kotacass May 21, 2022