Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

number three

diarrhea. it is like a number one, but it is also like a number two. hence, number three.

Man, after that spicey chicken wing eating contest, I had flaming number three for like, two weeks.

by Dethbringer September 26, 2005

looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 26, 2009

number three

doing a pee and a poo

Cody: Mr Brown
Mr Brown: Yes
Cody: Can I please use the bathroom
Mr Brown: RU taking number one or number two?
Cody: Number three

by Power476 July 25, 2020

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015

number three combo

when you are peeing out of your urethra, and peeing out of your asshole (really bad diarrhea)

"what was going on in there?" Damn, I drank too much yesterday, that was the "number three combo".

by poo talk January 13, 2009

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017