November 5

November 5th is the international kill your teacher day. Today you are allowed to kill your annoying math teacher without any consequences.

Cop: why did you kill mrs Morrigan.

Student: Sir, it is November 5th
Cop: so?

Student: it is the international kill your teacher day.

Cop: well, then it’s fine. Have a great day.

by SexxyyyJorgeMinBram November 3, 2020

November 5

National give Alois Trancy affection day.

This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.

It’s November 5th,
All hale alois trancy!

by Cielisahomosexual November 4, 2019

November 5

national red head day in the usa... pretty cool
compliment your red head friends

"November 5th is national red head day!! "

by bananaphone333 November 5, 2020

November 5

Ok it’s not fucking Christmas it’s not time for Mariah Carrie.

“I don’t what a lot for Christmas”
“No 💃🏼🔫”
“Dies”
“🤪💅🏻“
“👮🏼You killed them your under arrest”
“It’s ok it’s November 5”

by ITS NOT CHRISTMAS ITS NOVEMBER November 1, 2021

November 5

November 5 is day you kiss your girl and you better do it

You got to kiss your girl on November 5

by Noelxxxxxsaskaxx November 4, 2019

November 5

Free nut day

On November 5 all men will be allowed to 🥜 without failing No Nut November

by anonymous November 2, 2021

November 5

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!

Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D

by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019