nani

punani shortened

slang for vagina

james: woah man look at that slut
steve: she must hav a loose nani

by C-losh January 21, 2010

nani

Hindi for grand mother

How's nani doing today?

by IFXXavier July 6, 2005

Nani

Japanese for “what?”. The saying has recently become a meme, with it being paired with the saying and meme; “Omae wa mou shindeiru”. Can also be referred to the soccer player.

Some dude: “Omae wa mou shindeiru!”
Me: “Nani?”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019

Nani!!

a. Means 'what' in virgin weeb

b. Something only a chad could pull off saying

Little billy was watching anime when he spillt his klondike bar over his potato chip crumbles on his T-Shirt.

He exclaimed 'nani!!' as this is the third time it happened today.

by RepGott November 2, 2020

Nani

Shortening of the word "Poonani" which is slang for vagina or pussy.

"I know I was supposed to play Xbox but there was Nani and alcohol to be had"

by John Fitzgeralt June 12, 2015

nani

a pathetic excuse for a football player

Spectator: "look at that blibbering vagina rolling all over the ground, he wasn't even touched."

Gomes: "What a Nani"

by insultingrock November 1, 2010

nani

When your girlfriend / girl threatens any woman who looks at you or try's to partake in any casual conversation with you.

When your girlfriend / girl is very protective of you or think's every girl want's you.

Guy1 - "Yeah, my girl almost fought this chick because she was looking at me!"
Guy2 - "Ah damn man, you got a nani!"

by Kahleel July 12, 2011