A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
Get the Mississippi Muzzleloader mug.When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.
Did you hear about Shelby last night?
No, what happened?
Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.
No, what happened?
Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.
by Big debby March 1, 2023
Get the Diabetic Muzzleloader mug.The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
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