Monday

hell

mother: wake up its monday
son: uhm where are the knives again

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Monday

The worst day of the week. What a waste..

Fuck monday i would rather kill myself

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Monday

Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree

Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know

by Lil.Pandad August 21, 2019

Monday

An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.

I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.

by Keebord October 5, 2010

Monday

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

by Scrambly March 21, 2017

Monday

a person of African-American desent

Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!

by UDlover1129 July 7, 2010

Monday

The punishment for being so damn lazy on the weekend.

You wasted the weekend watching Netflix all the time, and now tomorrow is Monday. Good job not having a life.

by Kuro0kami July 17, 2016