Marcellus

One of the best friends you will ever have, smart, funny and kind. He will be there for you through it all

He will make you laugh even when you feel like crying and make you feel better no matter what is going on, he is the best friend ever
You will never meet anyone like him because there isn't anyone like him, he is one of a kind! He is special...(in many different ways) he will love you through it all!

I wish I had a friend like Marcellus

(Damn right you do)

by Evepge March 10, 2025

Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.

"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"

by Chief Mills March 15, 2023

Marcellus Wallas

A relatively powerful figure in organized crime, not to be confused with a bitch

you were looking like a real Marcellus Wallas at your last meeting.

by whyisitcalledburgerking? April 30, 2025