Mueller

When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.

I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.

by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019

muellered

When you get federally prosecuted by Robert Mueller and his Federal Bureau of Investigation.

George Papadopoulos got muellered.

Did you hear about Michael T. Flynn getting muellered?

by S. Jay Double You February 28, 2018

FADE MUELLER

When a male or female does not ride Mueller's picks as they want to maintain their net worth

Fat Frish didn't want to loose his car or money so he decided to FADE MUELLER

by shteven lush February 4, 2020

Mueller's syndrome

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.

Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome

by Pornhubsavedmymarriage April 3, 2020

Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.

My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.

by gshook November 30, 2023

Sydney Mueller

Shawty got a big ol' bootie. This Chick will love you more than anyone else. cries so much tho

Sydney Mueller is one crazy lady.

by monkeyboydman November 7, 2021

muellerizing

Meaning to perform a process with gaps in accountability, bureaucratic fumbling, and a general lack of sense. Popularized by Nicole Wallace on her MSNBC TV show Dateline: White House when discussing the 1/6 committee.

In an effort to avoid the display of military uniforms during the insurrection the authorities ended up muellerizing the process of deploying troops to defend the congress.

by lawandco November 19, 2021