mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Mammary Foam

Soft squishy boobs.

The baby fell asleep on the Mammary Foam mattress.

by korrupter March 4, 2014

massive mammaries

very very massive boobs

Dude last night I was at the bar and I saw this chick that had massive mammaries.

by bigflufy6996 April 6, 2015

mammary radar

The built in sense that most men have that gives them the ability to become aware of, or observe a bare breast, no matter how far away, or how obscured by other visual distractions. Usually coupled with a man's mammary memory to keep stocking the memory with new bare breasts to enjoy.

Dave's mammary radar alerted him to the two women that were sunbathing topless on the beach nearly half a mile away.

by ajcook1960 December 12, 2009

Mammary Wank

A new-age dance move performed by making a wanking motion with the hands, although done at the level of the nipples, such that it looks as if you are milking your fucking tits dry/wanking your nips.

Can be performed by both males and females.

May be used as a dice-rolling technique in the dice game of "Shit On My Dick."

I tore up the dance floor with my mammary wanking last night!

That mammary wank roll scored you a shit on my dick! Nice work!

by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011

Man Mammaries

A fat mans tits.

Look at those man mammaries on that rotund looking fellow.

by Von March 21, 2003

mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.

Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019