Jippy Keem

Jippy Keem is a fictional character from the mid east. He has a mustache and was born in india. This can be a name on any social media handle, or just an inside joke with friends, #JIPPYKEEM

YOOOO dude man did you see Jippy Keem at the family dollar today ? I got his autograph!

by JippyKeemMeme September 18, 2020

keemed

1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.

2. To be screwed over by something.

1. We went golfing and I keemed every shot I made.

2. The scoreboard screwed up and keemed me.

by Black Adam The One March 8, 2017

Dirty keem

When you lick your partners dirty asshole so clean it begins to ask you about the news.

Guy 1 "My girlfriend asked me to eat out her ass"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"

by BigDickBee14 June 17, 2018

keem tomlinson

Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the Snickers gang.

Person 1: Ayo you know that new kid? The super tall black one with no balls?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021

Keem

A slur for someone who has cancer/is on Chemotherapy

She is such a Keem!

by definestar January 30, 2023

The Keem

May be refereed to as "keemstar" or "The Gnome" or "The guy that called Alex-"

The Keem victimised SethTheProgroomer445 along with many other people, during this time, He passed out 1x and spammed a soundboard whenever some guy called NOODLE! spoke.

"NOODLE! SHUT UP NOODLE! JUST SHUT UP! NOOOOODLLLEEEEE SHUT UUP!" - The Keem

by KingMaskedGangb May 13, 2023

doon keem

a very swag person that everyone likes

whoa doon keem i love that guy

by conrh October 28, 2021