Hotplate

When your wife thinks it's real funny to spread her butt cheeks apart and proceed to walk backwards into your friend, and presses her hot puckered asshole onto their leg.

Me: Bro! I'm so sorry my wife gave ya the hot plate last night!

Friend: it's cool, I just needed to wash up with a wet rag after she hotplated me.

by Preston waters May 15, 2018

hoosier hotplate

pooping in a shower and not cleaning up afterwards

“I totally left them a hoosier hotplate”

by grindstonelex January 12, 2025

Mexican Hotplate Supreme

The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)

Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.

by Mitchkran July 22, 2022