Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.

Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

Hocus

Someone’s minge

I’ll pocus your hocus

by Silly Cunt72 October 3, 2018

Hocus

Blowing into someone’s asshole like you’re blowing up a balloon

…and then he asked me to Hocus him!

by Kal Fromwi August 2, 2025

Hocus pocus

Someone who is corny, weird, odd, hard to be around for a long time

Weirdo: 😜
You: Cuh you so hocus pocus, get from around me fam

by Class-Clown78 November 22, 2025

Hocus

An amazing demi-god like person, or better known as the demon in your walls

Is that rats? No that's just Hocus in our walls again

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Hocus

A little demon who lives in your walls, but is actually pretty chill

What was that noise?! Don't worry that's just Hocus. Probably brought snacks

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022