Flori

1. Very nice hair with extreme fluffyness
2. Wild orgasm noises in the middle of class
3 . “Oh my gawwwwwddd”
4. Open crush on Mr.Basha’s ass

In the Morning my voice is very Florian (deep)

by Sss2121 June 15, 2018

Floris

Jesus Christ his Dick is so fucking huge and swoll Have you seen that i thing jesus fucking christ it’s enormous.

Me: What is up broth- OMG YOUR COCK IS OUT HOLY SHIT STEP-BRO IT’S HUGE. Wow, do you mind if I suck on it a little.
Floris: only if I can fuck you in the ass later bro.
Me: oh yes

by Fuckbody January 31, 2019

Floris

Someone who is not able to talk without it sounding like he is advertising something

‘Hey if you link that account to this website you get free games’ ‘shut up you floris’

by Chad_maisvikkel May 23, 2018

Floris

Floris is the weirdest and the most awkwerd person you will ever meet. He is very bad at sports and only plays videogames, if he is at school he only surfs on 9gag. He has headphones with him all day, thats why they are broken. People use Floris as a definition of weird or addicted to games and internet.

person 1: Hey, why are you so Floris?

person 2: c'mon I'm not THAT weird.

by Chad Champion November 22, 2019

Florielys

A really nice person and sweet

Florielys is sweet like a candy

by Florielys April 28, 2019

Raj and Floris

Professional pizza makers

Tim: Raj and Floris are professional pizza makers

by Strahinja.Anton January 10, 2021

Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021