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Funt

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
She is such a stupid "Funt".
by Babybear;) March 7, 2019
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A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.
Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !
by joedaprogramma December 26, 2018
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You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017
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"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"
by meffren532 January 12, 2009
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Funt is another word for cunt only spelt wrong.
Rachael, do you shave your funt?
by milly November 7, 2004
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The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart
"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."
by gary October 6, 2003
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Funt is that wonderfully soft area above the cunt that I love to kiss.......and knead.........and play with!
my lovers wonderful soft and kissable FUNT!
by Mr. Lovelace January 24, 2004
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