Ert-man

A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.

Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!

by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012

ti ert

The urban word for tired.

Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.

Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!

by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 27, 2003

mein kampf-ert zone

Being in Hitlers ass

Your in mein Kampf-ert zone

by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017

I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008

Ert

Vurre gut

Oh yuz Ert like!

by TwoPointOne October 26, 2016

ert

slang term to refer to someone who posses the name 'Robert'

shut it ert!

by JamPear November 4, 2020

gublee ert

Means "love you" in jibrish

I gublee ert

by Dhehejesi April 18, 2017