dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

doggie doily

Tattoo on a woman's lower back.

when she bent over to unlock her bike i noticed her cute butterfly doggie doily.

by Pudley Stevenson March 7, 2005

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli July 13, 2007

Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

by Booga March 7, 2021

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012