ditty dong

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

by Timinatron December 5, 2017

Ditty bag

A bag for small everyday items that are easily misplaced.

I have all these small things for my fuckin eh ditty bag.

by Afrodick December 23, 2016

Clitty Ditty

The act of humming while flicking your tongue over the clit.

Nicole loves it when James sings her a Clitty Ditty.

by MrEkard March 4, 2021

pee ditty

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.

I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014

Ditty Bopping

A verb that describes a pretentious, bouncy, peppy walk, aiming to give off the impression of confidence.

Malcom was ditty bopping through the farmers market with a shaved head.

by Chunky-Black June 6, 2017

Shitty Ditty

When something is all good, or you are in agreement with something someone says. Agreement, down, up for whatever the person says, excited.

That song was the jam! Shitty Ditty!

Did you dance with that girl? Shitty Ditty!

by Crock Enlow March 24, 2008

ditty witty

When you're doing sit ups and your balls get crushed between your legs.

I would have passed the Phys. Ed exam, but I got a ditty witty.

by Sisenior May 20, 2019