Cuddles for puddles

Adjective

A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016

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Puddle Cuddle

When a group of people hug or huddle together while crying. Commonly seen at events such as graduations.

At the class's graduation, they all joined together, sobbing, in a massive Puddle Cuddle.

by St. Pierre May 6, 2013

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Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay

Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.

by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016

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Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

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