Contraception

stops the babies booming

put the contraception in a get babies easy

by PlayCraftedLands November 18, 2020

Contraception dab

The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.

Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.

Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.

by Vlozh March 1, 2018

Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.

I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025