Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.

David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.

by Ecyl April 28, 2025