Chooch

Verb. To masturbate alone while crying and using your own tears as lubrication.

Jimmy couldn't come to the party. He's too sad about his ex girlfriend and he's probably going to stay home and Chooch all night.

by Websterduude March 5, 2021

Chooch

1.A large inhalation while smoking an arbitrary substance. (taking a chooch)
2.To take a cut out of a building material with a saw, mill or lathe.

1. "Here Jason, take a chooch off of this water-bong."
2. (Shop Foreman) "Tim, make sure to chooch 1/8 inch off of this metal plate with the bridgeport."/

"Ima chooch a 1/4 inch off."

by ThingsthatJustinsays May 7, 2021

Chooch

Chooch is a slang word for weed, pot, grass, and or marijuana.

Chooch also means high or stoned, or partaking in the act of getting high or stoned

Lets go get some Chooch!!

Dude I'm chooched.

Hey man u got any chooch?

I'm just chooching right now.

by ZeeKylle October 27, 2017

Chooch

Slang word in new hampshire for a person with a big nose and a little schlong

me: i met up with a chooch last night
you: sorry babe

by Dukes79 May 20, 2010

Chooch

To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.

by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009

Chooch

Blow, snow, cocaine, coke, nose candy

Yoo do we have any chooch left?

by TheHewbrewHammer May 26, 2020

Chooch

An idiot who does something foolish. Against common sense.

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!

by Don E. Brook June 27, 2008