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Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.
by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020
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Calhoun

A shitty school that Shane Ward goes to and has numerous accounts of teachers grooming kids.
Why the fuck does Shane go to Calhoun?
by Hdhansbch August 11, 2022
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calhoun county

people are nice ig but some kids act like they’re the shit . all the females are bitches . Shitty ass dress code not even bc the students are looking it’s becuase the teachers don’t know how to restrain themselves the pe teacher straight up said you can’t be looking like that in that exact manner bc i was showing my shoulder and was looking at my boobs . And all the females act like they the shit bc they vape in the bathrooms :)
by Yourmomisafag October 8, 2021
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Vivian Kate Calhoun

whats ur name

ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun

oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you

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secs?

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by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
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Adam Lee Calhoun

The sweetest man on the face of the Earth. He always thinks of others before himself and deserves more than he gets in life. He's a catch and any woman is lucky beyond words to have him in her life
I need me some Adam Lee Calhoun in my life!
by Smltwngrl December 25, 2024
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Adam Calhoun

Adam Calhoun is synonymous with Foopa Doopa. The term was first coined by Ryan Upchurch and subsequently released on Youtube as a diss track. It caught traction immediately, with Adam Calhoun being dubbed as the leader of the Foopa Doopa gang.
Yo Merc! Them bitches needa be taught a lesson. I'm sendin' Adam Calhoun and the Foopa Doopa to them cunts as we speak!
by DissDanYall January 20, 2025
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Coach Calhoun

A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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