Cabbage

Your loved by everyone, so cool, savage = cabbage

"im the OG cabbage"

by thebestest123 January 25, 2017

Cabbage

Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.

When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone who is known to act an idiotic or foolish fashion because of an ability to act in a normal and acceptable manner . This can cover anything from not knowing the answer to a simple question to partaking in acts of cabbagery such as not using an indicator when making a maneuver in a car.

Andy: "Paul M you're a fucking cabbage because you ate my chicken salad again"

by BigAndyB August 7, 2019

Cabbage

Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.

Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.

by non giron October 1, 2012

Cabbage

A fat boy with usually blonde hair who wears a green shirt almost everyday.

Stephan is being a cabbage again.

by Luke Cox February 23, 2009

Cabbage

Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.

Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas

by cockmeatsandwedge March 27, 2012

Cabbage

A person with (very) limited IQ.. A simpleton. Someone whom is stupid. A Vegatative state - From the true meaning of the word - Vegtable.

He/She's a "real" Cabbage (pionting or gesturing.

by sixty4 May 13, 2005