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BRAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLOWJOBS AND SHIT!!! IT'S A HUMAN ORGAN THAT HEPLS US THINK, REMEMBER, MEMORIZE, MOVE OUR MUSCLES ETC. NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SEXUAL DEFINITION OF EARTH??? YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS AND NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO DEAL WITH SEX!!!
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Get the Brain mug.1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.
2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.
2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.
1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.
2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.
2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.
by OpposingForks March 3, 2011
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Step 1 - Put your hands palms facing each other and completely flat
Step 2 - Stick them inside another person's anus
Step 3 - With your hand in the same position form them both into fists
Step 4 - Ram your "brain" back and forth inside of the person for optimal pleasure
Step 1 - Put your hands palms facing each other and completely flat
Step 2 - Stick them inside another person's anus
Step 3 - With your hand in the same position form them both into fists
Step 4 - Ram your "brain" back and forth inside of the person for optimal pleasure
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Get the Brain mug.The thing that controls you and has a mind of its own (no pun intended). It can mess with you and just make you say dumb things in front of hot girls.
by hotgirlladykiller2 August 12, 2012
Get the Brain mug.When the scrodum is clinched at the top making your testicles look like a brain. BRAIN is shouted very loudly when you preform this manuver.
BRAIN!!!!
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