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big bess chess

a girl who thinks everything is a banana
boy: who is eating a tree?
girl: oh thats big bess chess, she thinks everything is a banana
by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022
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Red Bonnie Bess

A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.
" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
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CALEB ASHTON BESS

Look at that Caleb Ashton Bess. He is a piece of shit and ain't no good.
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kelsey bess

A beautiful girl, tan, seems innocent but is strong and sexy when the time comes. She always has the answer, and feels crowded when questions are thrown at her. Guys love her! Great kisser. Is not afraid to get phisical and is athletic. She won't back down from a challenge and gets distracted easily. She is smart, but sometimes tends not to act it. Loves to surf, ski, and play. Sexy, funny, controlling. Not easily forgotten.
by Surfer chic December 8, 2013
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besse

besse is super bad and likes Luigi and Mario. Ultra bad. Same with Mario Cart Obyssey.
Person 1: "Wow besse you're so bad."
Person 2: "Yeah besse"
Besse: "No u"
by ultracoolgirl2001 July 17, 2018
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italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
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bess

urgh bess is such a bitch
by i signed up to make one def November 22, 2021
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