The astro

1. The act of dancing without music

2. The act of dancing with no one around, with or without music

Look at that guy, he's doing the astro!
or
I bet Jack does the astro at home.

by Travis and the Bullfrogs January 19, 2009

ASTRO

Always Stating The Really Obvious

similiar to Captain Obvious.

user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO

by deervark September 21, 2005

Astros

A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.

Omg, the astros just won the World Series!

by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020

astro-not

A person who dreams of being an astronaut, but never becomes one :(

Oh little Timmy? He turned out to be an astro-not

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Astros

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.

Astros lose again

by rlrsltx July 31, 2011

Astro-not

Though not "technically" an astronaut, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real astronaut.

While I wish my boyfriend was an astro-not, I had to settle for an astronaut.

by therealRCI January 8, 2017

Astros

A fucking terrible baseball team.

Those Astros lost another game this season.

by fahchode April 2, 2022