A stadium appetite

When you go to a sports stadium and order: a plastic cup filled up way to high with bad beer, a bag of unsalted peanuts and a hotdog with a way to short bun.
Afterwards you’ll have diarhea in a stall with no door while 20 guys wait for you to finish.

Person1: yeah... I’ve got a stadium appetite
Peson2: ohh... really. Good lick man...

by That manly man June 2, 2018

Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus

Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius

by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

bonar appetit

Women that is Hungry, and longs to graze on a extended flag pole, with a Sexual appetite

Oh lord here she goes again, she must have developed a bonar appetit.

by Bugs Life April 18, 2018

Devil’s Appetite

To habitually and often uncontrollably chew one’s own flesh, to eat oneself, often out of anxiety or boredom.

Common appendages on the body that are subjected to the effects of Devil’s Appetite are the sides of one’s knuckles, callouses on the soles of feet and toes, and the palms of one’s hands.

“Michael, why is there blood smudged on your paper?”

“Sorry, I have Devil’s Appetite and sometimes I take it a little too far.”

by Carnefice June 18, 2019

Aphrodite’s appetite

The kind of hunger induced after one visits a whorehouse.

Man, after my roundabout with that whore I’ve sure worked up Aphrodite’s appetite. Let’s go get some Chinese!

by Tasteygal January 15, 2018

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020