January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 8, 2023