71 91

when you wipe your ass and your middle finger rips through the toilet paper causing your finger to jam into your ass.

bro your finger stinks you must of committed a 71 91

by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004

Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

SR-71

A slang term for premature ejaculation based on the SR-71 supersonic spy plane (The Blackbird).

Amy says "Phil did a SR-71 again last night, can't even last 2 minutes"

by Phil Rasmussen April 22, 2010

inspecter 71

a determined cop, usualy willing to break any law to get the job done.
origin: comes from the movie, dirty harry, starring Clint Eastwood as "dirty" harry callahan, aka inspecter 71 of the San Fransisco police force.

"did you hear about the arrest last night?"
"yeah...sounds like a inspecter 71 took him down."

by .44whatsittoyou January 9, 2010

Memo 71

A cool band with even cooler hair!

Did you see Memo 71 last night? They had the raddest hair ever!

by Usuehdidusbdjdushsjsizg November 22, 2021

71

The number 71

"hey! did you know that 71 is more than 70?...oh...you did?...okay".

by Botanical Gull July 19, 2021

71

The sexual act of 69 with the added bonus of a finger not just up your partners rectum, but yours as well.

70 isn't enough for me baby, sling me a 71!

by Rubbedawrongway September 10, 2023