chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 28, 2019

Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019

Chocolate dipping

When you dip a condom or raw penis in chocolate for your partner to suck on like chocolate or a lollipop. Has to be perfect otherwise you’ll get burned.

Me: Yeah i wanted to surprise summer for valentines day.

Friend: oh cool what did you do.

Me: i tried chocolate dipping and we went all night long

by Ass_repear69420 December 4, 2019

Chocolate Tootsie Pop

Is defined as the sexual act of giving anal following the male or female licking fecal matter off of the penis and or testicles

Person 1: How was your date with Jane
Person 2: It was great! I tired anal for the first time and slipped her the old Chocolate Tootsie Pop

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Chocolate rabbit

Inserting a condom into your anus and dedicating to fill up the condom making it resemble a rabbit tail

“I went down on Samantha and she had a large chocolate rabbit.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 5, 2019