Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Top

The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.

"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"

by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024

patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

Top Glam

A playful term used to describe someone, often a gay man, who exudes confidence and style, referring to themselves as a top figure or leader in their social circle or community.

Titus is always calling himself the 'Top Glam' at the club with his stylish outfits and confidence.

by The Alpha Tate June 26, 2024

tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

Pocket top

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

by Frumpish July 7, 2024