death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023

death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

he has death grip syndrome

by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023

Death Stare

An expression that, by the appearance of someone's eyes,

is strictly intended to reveal no emotional reaction whatsoever.

father: death starting his daughters boyfriend
daughter: daddy i heard you gave my boyfriend a death stare it made him very uncomfortable

by sussypop July 22, 2023

death of the author

A pretentious, postmodern jerk-off idea, popular among some academics, that says that the creator of an artistic work is irrelevant to the work, that their thought processes and intentions in creating the work don't matter, that they are not an authority on the very thing that they created, and that YOU, the passive consumer of the work, are more qualified to know what the work is about than they are, who put tons of hard work and effort into creating it.

Who does this "Ray Bradbury" person think he is, saying that Fahrenheit 451 is about how nobody reads books anymore? *I* say it's about censorship, dammit! What does HE know, he only wrote the damn thing! Death of the author says that creators are just passive, empty vessels through which the Divine Muse speaks!

by q359 July 24, 2023

Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Death bots

OR rogue A.I. controlled death bots... I doubt they are going to care about a trademark... Probably should have cooperated...

Hym "It COULD be aliens... It could also be my death bots... In which case... Yeah... YOU ARE BEING CONQUERED! RESIST AND BE DESTROYED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough-cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023