great bird claw spike pow

basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it

Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE

Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.

by pseudonysu August 22, 2021

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

Bird

Commonly refers to an organisnm capable of flight using appendages called “wings” to generate lift. They act as a glider taking advantage of thermals to increase thier lift and minimise drag.

They are also usually very light, small and aerodynamic.

Some birds however don’t have the advantage of flight. Some birds, for example the emu, are too big and heavy to fly.

Also birds are NOT mammals, they are AVIANS.

My friend Alex has a pet bird called, “frank”.

The emu won a war against the australians in, “the great emu war”.

by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

sus bird

a bird who is, particularily suspicious. what a suspicious looking character

marcus 1:did you see sus bird?
marcus 2:who the fuck is that

by scopophobicc September 4, 2021

Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021

Bird

Some one who you know is a little bitch but likes to chirp back a lot at you. (Smack/shit talker)

Stop being such a little bird eddy, you annoying as fuck

by Sofinelets69 May 13, 2021

Dirty bird

Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.

"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."

by Same Welton May 14, 2021