by Applin July 29, 2024
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You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
Get the Whipped Topping mug.Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023
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Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
Get the top fever mug.When you have a need and urge to top more than usual or all the time during sex or sexual activities.
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
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