He's a fein for femboys and is a GOONER. He LOVES to goon to girls in his friend group and tries to be nonchalant by wearing button up shirts, headphones and a hat on top of his ugly hair. he thinks he looks good and nonchalant but in reality he looks like a complete idiot and no one actually likes him.
"Hey you see Ryan Krause over there? Isn't that the guy who jerked off to girls in his friend group, wow what a weirdo"
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