Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

rule 73

If it exists on the internet, something about it will be debated regardless of what it is. Most commonly on the popular social media app “twitter.” An example of this would be how a group of twitter users debated over if what mr beasts video “1,000 blind people see for the first time” was morally correct. Ik the video, mr beast paid for 1000’s peoples eye surgery’s to see normally again.

Yo dude, hear what happening with Mr.Beast? Twitter is pulling another rule 73

by Ur welcome ram :> April 4, 2023

Rule-efficiency

Rule-efficiency (noun): A term used to refer to the ability of rules to generate patterns that are effective in producing new experiences and achieving desired goals. It is also used to measure the effectiveness of rules in achieving their intended results.

By measuring rule-efficiency, we can determine which strategies are more effective for achieving our goals.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023