Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024

Pocket Pussy

A device used to stimulate the male reproductive organ, sexaully. It often looks like a womans vagina, and is made of rubber.

I'm going to masturbate and orgasm in my pocket pussy

by imagirluwu February 19, 2024

pocket cookies

The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.

Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.

by optical Dr. February 24, 2024

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Pocketed

When a football defender does not allow the opposing teams forward, the forward is said to be pocketed by the defender.

Yo Cubarsi, what's in your pockets?
Cubarsi: Keys, Wallet and Oshimen.

Why is Oshimen there?
Cubarsi: I pocketed him all game.

by Sergi Is Him March 12, 2024

bindle pocket

A bindle pocket is either a vagina or butthole or anywhere that you actually can put a bindle which is a tightly wrapped and packaged drugs either out of paper plastic or tin foil

Damn dude look at that cow's vagina that's one hell of a bindle pocket you could fit like I send a newspaper in there and still have room for a soda pop

by Dingofish March 13, 2024