Michael Mcfaded

This term is used when you are so geeked it's rambunctious.

Like higher than a kite on coke.

"Damn Jynxzi, you're Michael McFaded on god no kizzy yurh yurh *dab*'

by AerickBacon December 5, 2023

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 6, 2023

Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023

Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023