statuary rape

The act of raping statue's

Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges

by heather ovellette January 24, 2015

huddle rape

When the board runner stops you as you walk by the daily huddle and makes you participate in the huddle.

"Oh man! I just got huddle raped!"

by Shorty0 February 24, 2015

gravy rape

Raping your cellmate when he has diarrhea from bad prison food.

Cellmate 1: Did you hear what happened to Whitey last night?
Cellmate 2: Yeah, I heard Bubba tapped that.
Cellmate 1: Motherfuckin' Whitey ate some meatloaf and it turned into a gravy rape.

by georgeh12 March 4, 2015

to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma March 11, 2015

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

factutory rape

Being raped by how factual such a statement is-Lütz

your mother has the greatest set of tits of all time, and that's factutory rape bro

by lutzenheim March 29, 2015

rape kissing

1) To kiss someone that is not interested in kissing you.
2) to force yourself into a match of tonsil hockey with someone unwilling.

Gage, how did last night go!?

Well I got lucky and kissed this girl, so pretty good overall.

Oh yeah? Because I heard you were a total jibroni and had been rape kissing people last night.

by FriendzoneEh April 22, 2015