fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

Monkey Teeth

A synonym for Hanging Brain. Allegedly attributable to Glenn Occhiogrosso, M.D. Of New York City, U.SA.

James seemed dressed for a decent night out in his shawl collar dinner jacket, until he turned around and revealed he was also sporting monkey teeth.

by Occhiocchieyeaye June 29, 2015

Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 July 4, 2015

Monkey Hut

A woman's panties or the under garments in which she houses her vagina.

When you wear thin leggings I can see your monkey hut.

by MoonBlossom October 11, 2015

Monkey dunky

A monkey (nigger) you can find on the court dunking basketballs and shoving gulf balls up his arse for extreme pleasure

Man that boy is a monkey dunky

by Monkey dunky November 7, 2016

kiwi monkey

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015

spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015